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(More customer reviews)For several years I would venture out once a month or so to select a suitable woman of the night and bring her back to the safehouse.After releasing my poison I would usually rely on either a chainsaw or a large axe to strike fear in their eyes and dismember the evidence for easy disposal in an unmarked location in the desert.A side note here, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all night.
Back to the review; when using an axe or chainsaw it's really messy.A chainsaw is fast an efficient but loud and it flings bits of flesh and bone all over the walls and makes clean up a real problem, even with the stain fighting power of Oxiclean.
The axe is not as messy but it's slow and with no motor noise to cover the screams you have to have a roll of duct tape or a ballgag handy and it still takes a lot of cleanup.
All my speed, noise and cleaning problems are a thing of the past now that I purchased a Cold Steel Two Hand Great Sword.It's GREAT!(Pun intended).It can slice right through the skull of a tweaked out call girl with ease in one simple swing.Less swings mean less mess.It also means I don't need to gag the streetwalker anymore with the fantastic stabbing feature as shown in the video.It goes right through a car hood with a bit of force but it severs vocal chords like a hot knife through butter.
The cutting power is tremendous.When I saw the pig carcasses I was skeptical since they are smaller than the average hooker but the shiny blade moves through arms and legs like Patton through Sicily.It should be noted however that when delimbing a fat prostitute it may take more than one swing.
The sword also makes a fantastic home defense tool on the rare occasion that Guido the Killer Pimp, and those of his ilk, tracks me down to collect his merchandise.Recently, a pimp named Don Luscious showed up my door with a chalice of Hennessey in one hand and a pearl handled 25 auto in the other demanding restitution for one of his girls who had gone missing.I simply picked up my Cold Steel Great Sword and cut of his hands in a single swipe.He screamed in pain and I couldn't resist saying "No, I... am your father.Search your feelings; you know it to be true."Then I laughed manically at my own joke.This was also a perfect time to test the boot cut as seen in the video.I raised the sword and swung downwards towards his green lizard skin wingtips.Just like the video I was staring as a cross section of shoe and a bunch of raw meat.
The Cold Steel Two Handed Great Sword even helped me feed a cat to an ATM machine and I use it to slice vegetables when making my version of Minestrone soup.Buy with confidence, you will not be disappointed.
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Our Two Handed Great Sword is the biggest sword we make. But don't let its size fool you, as there is nothing awkward or clumsy about this awesome sword. Sure it's big and meant to be carried over the shoulder in its scabbard, but it's extremely well balanced and easily wielded by people of larger stature and physical strength. Weighing 6 lbs. 13.5 oz. with a 39 7/8" high carbon steel blade, it will make short work of pikemen or swordsmen and will prove equally effective against modern rifle butts and bayonets.
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